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Nigerian Girls And Their Hilarious Dating Profile Bios by Ibkay32(m): 8:12pm On Mar 06

Nigerian girls and their dating site profiles always crack me up! You'll see things like "I be Ogba", "I'm a foodie", or "I'm a two-sided person". Some will even go as far as advertising their businesses, "Follow my hair page", "I sell perfumes, DM for inquiries", like, sis, are we here to date or to patronize you?

And let’s not forget the ones that put "God's favorite", "If you're not serious, don't text me", or "Sapiosexual" (but their convos will be dry as hell). Omorr, the way Nigerian girls think sometimes ehn, this country get as e be! Dating apps supposed to be for meeting people, but here, it's half personal branding, half mini-marketplace. Na wa!
I don't know you guys have seen this before πŸ˜‚

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Re: Nigerian Girls And Their Hilarious Dating Profile Bios by illicit(m): 8:24pm On Mar 06

Yes seen it...

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Re: Nigerian Girls And Their Hilarious Dating Profile Bios by Jesuspistol(m): 8:25pm On Mar 06

Lol. True!

The girls with real substance don't have funny and complicated bios. They keep it simple. They're plenty on fb and TikTok too, not only on dating sites. Some call themselves Jesus baby after three abortions

It's the local, unexposed, unenlightened, poverty-stricken girls whose hope is to get a financial Messiah as boyfriend on social media that post such bios and it's really funny.

You didn't talk about them snapping pics with rich people's gate as background. Some are living with their elder sister somewhere, some in face-me-i-face-you apartment while others are house helps at lekki.

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Re: Nigerian Girls And Their Hilarious Dating Profile Bios by Ibkay32(m): 8:29pm On Mar 06
illicit:
Yes seen it...

It really crack me up whenever I came across this, like what's really going on with our ladies, seems they don't know the difference between left and right πŸ˜‚

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Re: Nigerian Girls And Their Hilarious Dating Profile Bios by Ibkay32(m): 8:32pm On Mar 06
Jesuspistol:
Lol. True!

The girls with real substance don't have funny and complicated bios. They keep it simple. They're plenty on fb and TikTok too. Not only dating site

It's the local, unexposed, unenlightened, poverty-stricken girls whose hope is to get a financial Messiah as boyfriend on social media that post such bios and it's really funny.

You didn't talk about them snapping pics with rich people's gate as background. Some are living with their elder sister somewhere, some in face-me-i-face-you while others are house helps at lekki.

πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

Re: Nigerian Girls And Their Hilarious Dating Profile Bios by Samantha125(f): 8:33pm On Mar 06

So people still go on dating apps even on this day? I thought those things are long outdated.

Re: Nigerian Girls And Their Hilarious Dating Profile Bios by Ibkay32(m): 8:40pm On Mar 06
Samantha125:
So people still go on dating apps even on this day? I thought those things are long outdated.

Are you living in a dark world? Dating app has been around since time immemorial. Even in the US, dating sites are widely used, especially by people who are always busy with work or other commitments that take up most of their time. In fact, dating apps are often recommended for introverts who may find it difficult to meet people in traditional social settings.
So asking if people still use dating sites is out of place, it’s like asking if people still eat food. Dating apps aren’t just active; they’re thriving. Even the busiest CEOs are out here swiping left and right!

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Re: Nigerian Girls And Their Hilarious Dating Profile Bios by illicit(m): 8:51pm On Mar 06
Samantha125:
So people still go on dating apps even on this day? I thought those things are long outdated.

Really?

Do people still breath...?

😯

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Re: Nigerian Girls And Their Hilarious Dating Profile Bios by MaziObinnaokija: 9:15pm On Mar 06

grin grin grin JESUS BABY AFTER 3 ABORTION lipsrsealed grin cheesy? HEAVEN nor sure u again angry angry sad grin

Jesuspistol:
Lol. True!

The girls with real substance don't have funny and complicated bios. They keep it simple. They're plenty on fb and TikTok too. Not only dating site. Some call themselves Jesus baby after three abortions

It's the local, unexposed, unenlightened, poverty-stricken girls whose hope is to get a financial Messiah as boyfriend on social media that post such bios and it's really funny.

You didn't talk about them snapping pics with rich people's gate as background. Some are living with their elder sister somewhere, some in face-me-i-face-you while others are house helps at lekki.

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Re: Nigerian Girls And Their Hilarious Dating Profile Bios by MaziObinnaokija: 9:20pm On Mar 06

grin the ones dat snap pics in person SUV.U go think say she's the owners but whosai lipsrsealed lipsrsealed grin. Those ones that live in okoko,Ajegunle,mushin,sango,Agege go write school in UK of Abidjan grin shocked sad (FBK)

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Re: Nigerian Girls And Their Hilarious Dating Profile Bios by MaziObinnaokija: 9:22pm On Mar 06

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Re: Nigerian Girls And Their Hilarious Dating Profile Bios by Ibkay32(m): 9:23pm On Mar 06
MaziObinnaokija:
grin the ones dat snap pics in person SUV.U go think say she's the owners but whosai lipsrsealed lipsrsealed grin. Those ones that live in okoko,Ajegunle,mushin,sango,Agege go write school in UK of Abidjan grin shocked sad (FBK)

Na dem! If packaging was a course, dem go graduate with first class πŸ˜‚ UK of Abidjan? E remain Harvard of Alaba International πŸ˜‚

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Re: Nigerian Girls And Their Hilarious Dating Profile Bios by JASONjnr(m): 9:58pm On Mar 06
Samantha125:
So people still go on dating apps even on this day? I thought those things are long outdated.

Confronting a woman is outdated..... They instantly feel you're classless or not their type... Especially of you're not dressed like a GenZ or having a celebrity vibes.... Or You're not a content creator...

But....

Dating Apps allows you to chat with a lady untill she finds you funny and wants to keep chatting with you ... Which makes it easy to start dating.....

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Re: Nigerian Girls And Their Hilarious Dating Profile Bios by Usmanovic95(m): 4:41am

Lol grin

Re: Nigerian Girls And Their Hilarious Dating Profile Bios by AdolfHitlerxXx: 6:20am

" I'm a foodie"... " I am here to chop your money " "don't message me if you're Stingy"

NO man except a fo0lish simp will hear this and still want to be with such a woman. Even Dangote with his bottomless pockets wouldn't want to he used.

I always say the equivalent of a lady talking about " I am here to eat your money" is a man stating " I am here for a sex partner to relieve my urges"

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Re: Nigerian Girls And Their Hilarious Dating Profile Bios by Ibkay32(m): 6:59am
AdolfHitlerxXx:
" I'm a foodie"... " I am here to chop your money " "don't message me if you're Stingy"

NO man except a fo0lish simp will hear this and still want to be with such a woman. Even Dangote with his bottomless pockets wouldn't want to he used.

I always say the equivalent of a lady talking about " I am here to eat your money" is a man stating " I am here for a sex partner to relieve my urges"

Nigeria should be another planet entirely πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

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Re: Nigerian Girls And Their Hilarious Dating Profile Bios by ElliotP: 7:57am

Na the ones wey dey write "I want an intentional man" na dey make me laugh, many of them dont even know the meaning of intentional, na tik tok they hear am from.

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Re: Nigerian Girls And Their Hilarious Dating Profile Bios by Samantha125(f): 7:59am

I thought you hated South Africans... I don't want any trouble...🫣🫣🫣

JASONjnr:

Confronting a woman is outdated..... They instantly feel you're classless or not their type... Especially of you're not dressed like a GenZ or having a celebrity vibes.... Or You're not a content creator...

But....

Dating Apps allows you to chat with a lady untill she finds you funny and wants to keep chatting with you ... Which makes it easy to start dating.....

Re: Nigerian Girls And Their Hilarious Dating Profile Bios by Samantha125(f): 8:01am

But you can't blame me... Some of us never struggled in finding love... cheesy cheesy cheesy

Ibkay32:

Are you living in a dark world? Dating app has been around since time immemorial. Even in the US, dating sites are widely used, especially by people who are always busy with work or other commitments that take up most of their time. In fact, dating apps are often recommended for introverts who may find it difficult to meet people in traditional social settings.
So asking if people still use dating sites is out of place, it’s like asking if people still eat food. Dating apps aren’t just active; they’re thriving. Even the busiest CEOs are out here swiping left and right!

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Re: Nigerian Girls And Their Hilarious Dating Profile Bios by Samantha125(f): 8:07am

Maybe the people I surround myself with never had issues in finding partners and therefore, never saw the need to be using dating apps.

Can you even find a correct partner worthy to be a husband or wife on a dating app? Like say whatever you want, but nna I don't trust those things.... Isn't it filled with scammers and escorts?

illicit:

Really?

Do people still breath...?

😯

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Re: Nigerian Girls And Their Hilarious Dating Profile Bios by JASONjnr(m): 8:07am
Samantha125:
I thought you hated South Africans... I don't want any trouble...🫣🫣🫣

The topic isn't about South Africa but about Dating app.... And yes, I hate South Africans..... Because you guys hate Nigerians.

You don't expect me to like you when you keep killing my people.

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Re: Nigerian Girls And Their Hilarious Dating Profile Bios by Samantha125(f): 8:10am

Then you shouldn't be having any business quoting someone you consider as an enemy.... Bye bye...πŸƒπŸ»β€β™€οΈπŸƒπŸ»β€β™€οΈπŸƒπŸ»β€β™€οΈπŸƒπŸ»β€β™€οΈπŸƒπŸ»β€β™€οΈ

JASONjnr:

The topic isn't about South Africa but about Dating app.... And yes, I hate South Africans..... Because you guys hate Nigerians.

You don't expect me to like you when you keep killing my people.

Re: Nigerian Girls And Their Hilarious Dating Profile Bios by illicit(m): 8:15am
Samantha125:
Maybe the people I surround myself with never had issues in finding partners and therefore, never saw the need to be using dating apps.

Can you even find a correct partner worthy to be a husband or wife on a dating app? Like say whatever you want, but nna I don't trust those things.... Isn't it filled with scammers and escorts?

So there are no scammers and escorts on your street...?

The same people you see around are the same people on apps...

πŸ‘Œ

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Re: Nigerian Girls And Their Hilarious Dating Profile Bios by Samantha125(f): 8:18am

But they are more prevalent on those dating apps, at least that's what I heard.

Have you ever heard of someone getting married to a person he or she met on a dating app here in Africa?

illicit:

So there are no scammers and escorts on your street...?

The same people you see around are the same people on apps...

πŸ‘Œ

Re: Nigerian Girls And Their Hilarious Dating Profile Bios by illicit(m): 8:46am
Samantha125:
But they are more prevalent on those dating apps, at least that's what I heard.

Have you ever heard of someone getting married to a person he or she met on a dating app here in Africa?

Yeah, plenty

Mohbad and Wunmi met on 2go...

Re: Nigerian Girls And Their Hilarious Dating Profile Bios by Samantha125(f): 8:55am

2go was a social app and not a dating app.

And who's Mahbad?

illicit:

Yeah, plenty

Mohbad and Wunmi met on 2go...

Re: Nigerian Girls And Their Hilarious Dating Profile Bios by Ibkay32(m): 10:09am
Samantha125:
But you can't blame me... Some of us never struggled in finding love... cheesy cheesy cheesy

Finding love isn't just about struggle, dear. Dating apps offer different sections tailored to various need, whether it's love, friendship, casual hangouts, hookups, playmates, or even deeper connections. The key is knowing what you want and choosing the right space that aligns with your intentions. Love isn't always about searching desperately; sometimes, it's about being in the right place, at the right time, with the right mindset.
You're sounding like low class south African πŸ˜‚

Re: Nigerian Girls And Their Hilarious Dating Profile Bios by Samantha125(f): 10:12am

At bolded, I am and thank you for the compliment...πŸ’ƒπŸΏπŸ’ƒπŸΏπŸ’ƒπŸΏ

Ibkay32:

Finding love isn't just about struggle, dear. Dating apps offer different sections tailored to various need, whether it's love, friendship, casual hangouts, hookups, playmates, or even deeper connections. The key is knowing what you want and choosing the right space that aligns with your intentions. Love isn't always about searching desperately; sometimes, it's about being in the right place, at the right time, with the right mindset.
You're sounding like low class south African πŸ˜‚

Re: Nigerian Girls And Their Hilarious Dating Profile Bios by illicit(m): 10:15am
Samantha125:
2go was a social app and not a dating app.

And who's Mahbad?

What's d difference?

Social app is not for meeting people?

Dating app is not a social app?

If you really don't know that 2go is a dating app, you shouldn't be on NL

πŸ˜‰

Mohbad Imole...

Re: Nigerian Girls And Their Hilarious Dating Profile Bios by Ibkay32(m): 10:16am
Samantha125:
At bolded, I am and thank you for the compliment...πŸ’ƒπŸΏπŸ’ƒπŸΏπŸ’ƒπŸΏ

πŸ˜‚, I was just joking, but since you’ve embraced it… should I start calling you "Mzansi Royalty" now?

Re: Nigerian Girls And Their Hilarious Dating Profile Bios by Samantha125(f): 10:25am

Dating apps are specifically for those people who are looking for partners while other social apps are just for socialising.

If you see a dating app as a social app like any other, would you then be okay with your girlfriend or wife being on a dating app?

illicit:

What's d difference?

Social app is not for meeting people?

Dating app is not a social app?

If you really don't know that 2go is a dating app, you shouldn't be on NL

πŸ˜‰

Mohbad Imole...

Re: Nigerian Girls And Their Hilarious Dating Profile Bios by Samantha125(f): 10:28am

Oh! Now you're joking because I didn't give you the reaction you were expecting, right?πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

No, call me a Mzansi low class because that's what I am... cool cool cool

Ibkay32:

πŸ˜‚, I was just joking, but since you’ve embraced it… should I start calling you "Mzansi Royalty" now?

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